I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Where do I sign? Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! Laura Lee Winslow: No it wasn't. Let eserviate on the bright side. Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! Harriette: [unsympathetic] Yes! Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. Lt. Murtaugh: They're sending in that Urkel kid. Cassie Lynn: But, it's a lie! "I have a pen, you have a phone number. Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The refrigerator. I told the janitor about our little problem here. Eddie, your father left you three messages for you and you never called him back. Stefan Urkelle: Where did you learn all that? Web. "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time. What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative? Carl Otis Winslow: Society places too much emphasis on being thin. Steve Urkel - Infogalactic: the planetary knowledge core Carl Otis Winslow: I recognized him right away. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Yup. Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - zrrie.us In the current social climate that is rich with dialogue about appropriate consent between men and women, women are quite reasonably, on guard about objectification. Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh well Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean to tell me that the Army screwed up the paper work again. 101 Best Pick Up Lines: Cheesy, Funny, Cute - Parade: Entertainment Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That stinks. Steve Urkel: Well, the earth didn't exactly move for me either! Why would anybody want to kill her? Ms. Steuben: But here you are. [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. Steve Urkel: Why, of course it can! Steve Urkel: Well, I didn't have one. There is no Steve here. Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! [the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]. Steve Urkel: Well, Laura doesn't want a date with me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No no no no no. Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. "Pass the salt, Edward." Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Laura Lee Winslow: Sure. Steve Urkel: You teach us more than just things out of a textbook. Lt. Murtaugh: Yeah like that's gonna bring him back. Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek! I wanna show you something. Harriette: Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, bring me a slice. Was I about to take the Big Sleep? The lovestruck genius of Steve Urkel - CNN Video Harriette Winslow: She's still pretty upset, she wouldn't even touch her dinner. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Serious. Will you marry me? Judy Winslow: Boring. Would you reward me with a kiss? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How'd that happen? Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? Steve Urkel: I can't help it, Laura. All these people think the party is tonight. I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. 80 Clever Pick Up Lines - Use these to break the ice! - Mantelligence Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. Would you care to heal them with a kiss? It was my nickname in preschool! Laura: Thank you, Steve. Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand. Steve Urkel: My Blood pressure. Steve Urkel: I can't! I want more Punch! Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: That's what I said, but Dad still said no. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, that kid is bad news. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Harriette Winslow: Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. Let's trot on over there and see what develops. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. Urkel, the camera was on Eddie the whole time. Steve Urkel: I know! Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. I can turn you down without destroying your ego. Isn't that sad? Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Steven Quincy Urkel: Oh, put a cork in it, Missy! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Get lost, Laura! [Eddie leaves and Carl puts the chair away] Well that took care of everything. I'm cooking breakfast. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. I'll be in all the videos. Steve Urkel: Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus. Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and cringe-worthy, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you may end up scoring a date or a number. Harriette: What for? Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Laura: What you did for me tonight was really special. In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. What is the value of X? The Day Steve Urkel Was Born. The one-time appearance that turned | by The black kids won't talk to the white kids, people are calling each other names, taking sides! Did you see them work on Dora Fenswick? 11 days ago. Harriette Winslow: Oh, well it's nice to meet you, Curtis. *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. Weasel: Yeah chill. Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? Well it's not cool. Whoo! Steve Urkel: Yeah, but now I have an excuse. Laura Lee Winslow: Did you get any sleep? Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? Steve Urkel: A little? Carl Otis Winslow: I know. Especially this one, since Urkel breaks the fourth wall at the end. Boyd broke my glasses. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Laura: Well you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Officer Wigglesworth as played by Carl] We're on the same side of the law. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. Carl Otis Winslow: That's right, that petition was a great idea. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl hasn't moved that fast since he chased a doughnut down hill. And we practiced for six minutes! Steve pits eight guys against each other in the battle for the best pickup lines. Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho and they are personal and private. All the pins look like Laura! Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. Cop: [Searching Willie and Waldo] Ok, where did you hide the booze? Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts. Stefan Urquelle: You can take a bus or an airplane. Uh, Curtis. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. He doesn't have the advantages to see how good the cops are like our kids have. Sheldon is rude, vain, obnoxious, and one-dimensional. Carl = Son, you have disobeyed me for a woman? Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Steve Urkel: Swell, Punch! From now on, no parties and no TV. "Tomorrow, Dad!" You dumped one of my relatives in a Hefty bag. We were just having a little fun. urkel-steve. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Grab a blanket and go sleep in the bathtub. You're acting like animals! The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers. And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing, but I didn't quit. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: It was Jan Matzeliger, in 1883. No more chimes. Harriette Winslow: Yeah. [Urkelbot throws robber into a pile of soupcans]. I tried to help you! Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? Topics Nerd. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Make one, then Xerox It! Upload. Waldo: I can't talk to girls. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. Aunt Oona: The gas pipe broke when my living room flooded. Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Steve Urkel: You didn't even make it onto the chart! The hot chocolate will be ready soon. [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. Laura: Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke! Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. I didn't kiss you. Rachel Crawford: Sort of an Urkel Exchange Program? Harriette: What's goin' on down here and why do I smell cinnamon flavored smoke? In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . I'll teach that. His parents were very upset. Steve Urkel: Oh, I see. The bad news is, he'll charge you an arm and a leg. You don't sleep, you don't have nightmares. Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. Steve Urkel: [ice pack on his head from a hangover, Carl just told him a story from his drinking days] Eh he he, ow, eh he he ow, [snorts] WHOOAAOOH! Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. Stefan Urquelle. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_102099, https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_quotes_102099. Laura: Doth thou love me? And instead of admitting to it, you got yourself involved in gambling. Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. Harriette Winslow: What's the matter, not feeling well? Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Can it be a 976 number? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. Steve Urkel: [to Carl] They actually give this guy bullets? Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! Carl Otis Winslow: Only 2 of them were his. Carl: Who are you and what have you done with our son? Your father waited at the Box Office for an hour. Steve Urkel: Why, sure! Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. Harriette: Soon, baby. Forget it, Steve. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. Steve Urkel: You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories? Carl Otis Winslow: Well sweetheart, if you feel that strongly about it, maybe you should do something about it. Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. You know that in Kenya, "Urkel" means "a benign cyst on the foreleg of a wildebeest"? Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Bye. Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. Steve Urkel Had Some COLD lines for Laura and we all aint peep it Follow N Subscribe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLt1bradMOW81OkAFlIZvfw/subscriberhttps. Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. Steve Urkel: Actually, it was my dad who said that. I love my Army. Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. [Turns and squirts filling on Carl's shirt]. Carl: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! The only reason I asked you to be my partner was because I was worried about my grade. [faints]. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wrong, cummerbund breath. Laura Lee Winslow: Does shag carpet also make you crazy? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Steve is clumsy and obsessive yet charismatic and likable. Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl. Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You paid him off. Edward, sure I got a moment. Laura: Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese? [crying], Maxine Johnson: [Maxine starts to laugh while talking to Steve] Ooh, hoo hoo. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. Steve Urkel: Oh no! That's all. I got a nosebleed at birth. You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. My parents play this with me all the time! Jaleel White had a very busy handful of years in the '90s. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Listen, Melissa may not be a cover girl. Wha? Steve Urkel: Can I have a glass of milk to go with my face? Waldo: I said he Hey, you can't trick me! Harriette Winslow: [Eddie got pulled over by the cops, and a ticket] What was the problem? Rodney Beckett: I'm Rodney, but my friends call me Rod-meister. Oh, the room is spinning. Aunt Oona: Well not good, my kitchen exploded. Harriette Winslow: You most certainly do. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Needless to say she's not amused as he jumps on there]. Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! Laura: Wait a second. Carl: What? I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. Carl: Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead? During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class. I'm going to give you an 'A'. You got the whole family off on the wrong foot. Does that about cover it? That's the last time I do anything for anybody in this house. I kept quiet last week and I haven't say anything tonight. So one day I decided to do something about it. Or are they just lame? Steve who? So I walked in the library, sugar, I couldn't believe my eyes, there were THOUSANDS of books just sitting there waiting to be read. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? Rachel Crawford: She keeled over leading a game of Simon says! Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's a work of Harriette, get it, Art, Harriette? Stefan Urkelle: I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber. Now I know, I'm not worthy of you- but I love you more now then I did then- Laura Lee Winslow- will you marry me? But you'll never play in this game again. Rachel Crawford: It's okay, Steve. When's the last time you slept? Can you believe that? I mean the guy's a feeb. Carl Otis Winslow: Out for a walk around the block. Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Myrtle Urkel: Oh, just two weeks. Laura: I couldn't have done this without you. But just to be sure, I'm going downstairs to check the dictionary. I wanna read it to my mom. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? Harriette: I don't know. [to self] WOW! That wasn't a rock video. Urkelbot: [sneaks up behind the robber and surprises him] Freeze! Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. Steve Urkel: Did I mention my dad knows Wayne Newton? My doctor slapped the wrong end. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. Steve Urkel: Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? I don't know what to say. I mean, you are very Laura: Let's just put it this way You have the perfect face for your head. I'm drawn to you. Harriette Winslow: Honey, that's not true. Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Laura: Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met! While a miserable Eddie has to play checkers with Steve. Lady in Strip Club: Shut up and shake your booty! [laughs] But you never smile! Steve Urkel: Oh, pasha, you're making me blush again. Waldo: Don't do it, Urkel! Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. You can stay. Steve Urkel: Oh, I am so glad you said that! At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. [Runs with Steve to confront Waldo and Weasel], [Eddie tries to flirt with a cute girl, unaware that Carl is behind him]. I'm here. Curtis Williams: I'm Curtis Williams. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Was I ever! Carl Otis Winslow: March 24th, Raoul's houseboat is beautiful. Laura Lee Winslow: How fast are we going now? Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You all right, Mr.W, [he teaches Carl how to handshake in his neighborhood. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Every day for 6 months. Laura Lee Winslow: Now, for the championship and the toaster oven, who made the first patented shoe sewing machine? "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me. Maxine Johnson: Ooh Laura, you look good. Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. I'm in this class. Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? "Tomorrow Dad!" My mom's the one who really messed up. Dont you know when you make a mistake, you fess up to it. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture. Dec 25, 2011 - Explore Nadia Hussein's board "Steve Urkel", followed by 259 people on Pinterest. Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. This could be an emergency and I'm not even dressed yet! Harriette Winslow: Oh lord. Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. Steve Urkel: Is there anything I can do for you while I'm down here waiting? I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. Judge Vance: All right, young man, call your first witness. Steve Urkel: Oh yeah, just last week, she actually telephoned me in the middle of the night. When the door opens Carl appears dessed up as Steve normally dresses with his glasses]. This has never happened before. A mouse to cheese! Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. Waldo Faldo: Be careful he has another one. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10. And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. Steve Urkel: [as Waldo hands Steve a cup of the spiked punch] Why should I Laura, I'm the pife of the larty! Steve Urkel: [Runs across the couch to get away] Fine, fine, fine! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. When is that party supposed to be. None of this is your fault. Steve Urkel: Well, Laura, do you realize what you're asking? Carl Otis Winslow: I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas. Now hit the sack. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? You kissed me. Harriette Winslow: Mother Winslow, take all the toddlers up to your room. Steve Urkel: The woman's been flirting with me. I couldn't turn right around and refuse to go out with him. Carl enters her room with Eddie, who is struggling to stifle his laughter.]. Laura Lee Winslow: [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'. He held operations in Chicago. Laura: Just let me fall! Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . When's it going to end? Harriette Winslow: So how're things back home? His relationship with Eddie was usually better than with Carl and Laura. Cassie Lynn: Try me. Carl: I'll tell you what's sad Harriette, I've watched two full hours of the "Bridges Of Madison County" and Clint didn't blow up one bridge! Family Matters Compilation - "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - YouTube Some of our pickup lines are real-life applicable. Steve Urkel: [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel! Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night! Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. [plugs the cord into the socket]. Pass the salt, Edward. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - tqquu.rocks [Notices Maxine & Laura left the living room] Well, I thought it was a good story. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled. Hey, what were you doing in my closet? Make my day! I just wanted to make things better but I ended up making them worse! Rachel Crawford: Well at least we know where it is. Urkel defeats him]. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. You're making me blush. Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger! Carl Otis Winslow: [Takes the money from Eddie] I love you son. So to see if he can find the best, Steve challenged a few men to put their usuals to the test!SUBSCRIBE to get t. You're my friend. Would you reward me with a kiss? Laura Lee Winslow: That you'll never go into outer space again. Eddie: I guess this means you're gonna ground us, huh? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. Well, that's gonna stop right now! "Family Matters Quotes." Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Steve Urkel: I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party.
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